Post by coati on Jan 1, 2011 23:11:33 GMT -5
One night, one of my friends and I were bored on facebook, so I said we should come up with a little story... and this is the result of 2 teenagers' boredom on Facebook chat.
There was once a little boy who loved to eat Lucky Charm
then one day, he found a box of lucky charms that only had marshmellows in it.
He decided go go find the missing half of his cereal
so he stole a car from a hobo.
Which he crashed into a tree a mile down the road
so he got out of the car and started walking into some woods, where he ran into that little leprechaun dude that's always running away from kids.
Who started running away from the kid trying to steal his Lucky Charms,
so he used his marshmellow power to ride on a rainbow that would lead him to the leprechaun
The Leprachaun jumped off the branch and ran into the little cookie elves.
the little cookie elves were conspiring against him and threatened to trap him in their chocolatey goodness.
So the leprechaun turned them into gold and made them into the pot o' gold marshmellows before running away from the little kid
and so the kid picked up one of the pot o' gold marshmellows and....
used his new found marshmallow powers to turn him back into a very angry, conspiring elf.
So he made a cloning machine and cloned himself to have an entire army of elves.
Which proceeded their march on the Leprechaun
They had surrounded the leprechaun when the wolf from the cookie crisp commercial fell on top of the leprechaun's head.
So the Leprechaun used his magic to make the Wolf Huge and started attacking the cloned elves while the Short Irishman hovered above the scene in his quickly crafted hot air baloon(mashmallow)
so then the elf cookies's friends, the stupid birds from the windex commercial, started pecking at the hot air baloon.
which popped and started doing the spinny thing hot air baloons do when they pop and the box fell in front of the little boy, Henry.
Henry ran off with his new-found breakfast, but soon tripped over a log, when all the box's contents flew all over the ground.
Which prompted the tiny, innocent looking, rabid woodland creatures to jump from their hiding places and eat the cereal
henry cried with the loss of his newfound breakfast.
and tried to find the leprechaun, who always had unlimited boxes of the cereal.
The woodland creature continued to follow Henry as he maneuvered through the dense woods. Finally he stumbled upon the deflated baloon and many, many footprints scattering the ground around it.
he saw that the balooon was made of marshmellows, so he used its multitude of marshmellow powers to summon the leprechaun.
The marshmallows formed the shape of the leprechaun, but it wasn't the little green man, just a little statue pointing in the direction of the real leprechaun
so henry set off on his neverending journey for his breakfast, in the direction the statue was pointing.
That was the moment that one of the woodland creatures approached the little boy. The little Chipmunk crawled up his back and said in a fast, high-pitched voice, "Hi my name is Calvin, what are you doing?
Where are you going?"
Henry was a bad judge of character, so he replied "My name is Henry! I'm going to go find my cereal!"
The boy continued wandering through the now thinning forest completely oblivious to the hungering looks by the chipmunk on his shoulder. "Well, I'm looking for some breakfast too. How far away do you think this cereal is?" Calvin started leaning down towards Henry's neck when the boy spotted the Leprechaun in a clearing. Speeding off towards the green man, the boy made the chipmunk loose its balance, causing him to fall forward, and managed to find himself under the little boy's shoe, which, again the boy was completely oblivious to.
then the little green man stole Henry's shoe and scraped of the mostly dead Calvin off of it, and brought him back to life with his marshmellow powers.
The demonic chipmunk began his new life sputtering a line of curses with a terrifying voice that no woodland creature should possess. The clearing darkened and you could see Calvin's eyes glowing red. The creature began foaming at the mouth as well, making it obvious it was rabid. All in all, in was a scary sight."Alright, now you both die." In a blinding flash of teeth and claws, the two humans were torn to bloody shreds.... or they would have been if it weren't for the fact that his teeth and claws were now made of marshmallow. So instead they looked down at him and laughed.
Then the evil elves came back and set fire to calvin, and they made delicious s'mores with his claws and teeth.
While the dark elves were preoccupied, the little boy and Lucky snuck off into the woods and managed to catch a glimpse of the wolfman tearing apart the camp.
they found out the wolfman was angry because he couldn't find his cookie crisp.
The Leprechaun gave up and gave the boy the box and they both went home.
There was once a little boy who loved to eat Lucky Charm
then one day, he found a box of lucky charms that only had marshmellows in it.
He decided go go find the missing half of his cereal
so he stole a car from a hobo.
Which he crashed into a tree a mile down the road
so he got out of the car and started walking into some woods, where he ran into that little leprechaun dude that's always running away from kids.
Who started running away from the kid trying to steal his Lucky Charms,
so he used his marshmellow power to ride on a rainbow that would lead him to the leprechaun
The Leprachaun jumped off the branch and ran into the little cookie elves.
the little cookie elves were conspiring against him and threatened to trap him in their chocolatey goodness.
So the leprechaun turned them into gold and made them into the pot o' gold marshmellows before running away from the little kid
and so the kid picked up one of the pot o' gold marshmellows and....
used his new found marshmallow powers to turn him back into a very angry, conspiring elf.
So he made a cloning machine and cloned himself to have an entire army of elves.
Which proceeded their march on the Leprechaun
They had surrounded the leprechaun when the wolf from the cookie crisp commercial fell on top of the leprechaun's head.
So the Leprechaun used his magic to make the Wolf Huge and started attacking the cloned elves while the Short Irishman hovered above the scene in his quickly crafted hot air baloon(mashmallow)
so then the elf cookies's friends, the stupid birds from the windex commercial, started pecking at the hot air baloon.
which popped and started doing the spinny thing hot air baloons do when they pop and the box fell in front of the little boy, Henry.
Henry ran off with his new-found breakfast, but soon tripped over a log, when all the box's contents flew all over the ground.
Which prompted the tiny, innocent looking, rabid woodland creatures to jump from their hiding places and eat the cereal
henry cried with the loss of his newfound breakfast.
and tried to find the leprechaun, who always had unlimited boxes of the cereal.
The woodland creature continued to follow Henry as he maneuvered through the dense woods. Finally he stumbled upon the deflated baloon and many, many footprints scattering the ground around it.
he saw that the balooon was made of marshmellows, so he used its multitude of marshmellow powers to summon the leprechaun.
The marshmallows formed the shape of the leprechaun, but it wasn't the little green man, just a little statue pointing in the direction of the real leprechaun
so henry set off on his neverending journey for his breakfast, in the direction the statue was pointing.
That was the moment that one of the woodland creatures approached the little boy. The little Chipmunk crawled up his back and said in a fast, high-pitched voice, "Hi my name is Calvin, what are you doing?
Where are you going?"
Henry was a bad judge of character, so he replied "My name is Henry! I'm going to go find my cereal!"
The boy continued wandering through the now thinning forest completely oblivious to the hungering looks by the chipmunk on his shoulder. "Well, I'm looking for some breakfast too. How far away do you think this cereal is?" Calvin started leaning down towards Henry's neck when the boy spotted the Leprechaun in a clearing. Speeding off towards the green man, the boy made the chipmunk loose its balance, causing him to fall forward, and managed to find himself under the little boy's shoe, which, again the boy was completely oblivious to.
then the little green man stole Henry's shoe and scraped of the mostly dead Calvin off of it, and brought him back to life with his marshmellow powers.
The demonic chipmunk began his new life sputtering a line of curses with a terrifying voice that no woodland creature should possess. The clearing darkened and you could see Calvin's eyes glowing red. The creature began foaming at the mouth as well, making it obvious it was rabid. All in all, in was a scary sight."Alright, now you both die." In a blinding flash of teeth and claws, the two humans were torn to bloody shreds.... or they would have been if it weren't for the fact that his teeth and claws were now made of marshmallow. So instead they looked down at him and laughed.
Then the evil elves came back and set fire to calvin, and they made delicious s'mores with his claws and teeth.
While the dark elves were preoccupied, the little boy and Lucky snuck off into the woods and managed to catch a glimpse of the wolfman tearing apart the camp.
they found out the wolfman was angry because he couldn't find his cookie crisp.
The Leprechaun gave up and gave the boy the box and they both went home.